Oh god. Haha.

Mum's looking through the local paper at the job section.

"Do you want to be part of a dynamic, outreaching team?"
"I doubt it... What's it for?"
"...the chlamydia testing centre."
*pause for hysterical laughter*
"There's a limit to how much outreaching I wanna do in a chlamydia situation."
"The money's not bad, though..."
"There's not enough money in the world."

Seriously. Best advert ever.