Quote of the Day

Flicking through the TV channels last night looking for something to watch, I found Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Just before it started, the announcer spoke...

"This program contains scenes of frequent nudity and strong language. Which is probably why you're watching it."

I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes. But I still turned the TV off. I don't think I could have watched anything without feeling vaguely ashamed after that.