Emo Joke Time!

What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?
If you hit a mosquito it stops sucking.

Why do emo kids wear white belts?
They suck at karate.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit and cry in the dark.

What happens if you put five emo kids in a room?
One dies because he has no corner to cry in.

Why did the emo cross the road?
You wouldn't understand.

What's the emo politician's campaign promise?
Tax cuts.

What's red and yellow and looks awesome on an emo kid?
Fire.

What do you call an emo with no arms or legs?
An overachiever.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

DISCLAIMER: I don't care about your opinions enough to fight with you. I don't feed trolls. Don't like these jokes? Go find your sense of humour.