EPIC FAIL.

Ahahaha. Some stupid fucker's signed me up to several Internet dating websites, but they don't have my email address and used an old one I've just checked for the first time in months. CLAP CLAP FOR THE HANDICAP.

Quote of the Day

"I thought about building you a boat to survive the river of tears I'm crying for you. But the world's smallest violins just aren't a reliable source of lumber, and that cross you're nailing yourself to seems buoyant enough anyway."
-House MD