Saturday, November 22, 2008

Quote of the Day

"Theory is when you know everything and nothing works.
Practice is when things work, and no one knows why.
Here we combine theory and practice.
Nothing works and no one knows why."

- bash.org; god knows what the original source was.

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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Quote(s) of the Day

Two quotes for you today. The first is one I've been meaning to post for days now:

John Prescott: See, you're the first person I've met who describes themselves as middle class when I would say you're working class.
Some chav whore: But I don't work.
-That weird Prescott program about class (I saw this clip on Have I Got News For You.)

The second is actual text from a notice Microsoft sent me about changes to Windows Live Hotmail:

"We've designed Windows Live Hotmail storage to grow with you, but at a reasonable pace. That means you should have plenty of storage unless you suddenly want to store the planet Jupiter on Hotmail, in which case we'll send you a nice e-mail asking you to please not try to store planets on Windows Live Hotmail (although gradual storage of moons and asteroids is ok)."

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