Quote of the Day

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus

Emo Joke Time!

What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?
If you hit a mosquito it stops sucking.

Why do emo kids wear white belts?
They suck at karate.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit and cry in the dark.

What happens if you put five emo kids in a room?
One dies because he has no corner to cry in.

Why did the emo cross the road?
You wouldn't understand.

What's the emo politician's campaign promise?
Tax cuts.

What's red and yellow and looks awesome on an emo kid?
Fire.

What do you call an emo with no arms or legs?
An overachiever.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

DISCLAIMER: I don't care about your opinions enough to fight with you. I don't feed trolls. Don't like these jokes? Go find your sense of humour.

Quote of the Day

"The difference between cats and dogs is that dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you."
-Unknown

Quote of the Day

"All fled - all done, so lift me on the pyre; the feast is over, and the lamps expire."

-Suicide note left by writer Robert E Howard.